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Yeah uh. Gettin a job at Costco
#fantasy Costco!#with my friend Garfield the deals warlock#we’re gonna have so much fun#fantasy Costco - where all your dreams come true#we’ve got a deal for you! do du soo
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taz balance soundtrack. save me taz balance soundtrack.
#its becoming my writing background music#which is always very funny when fantasy costco comes pn#*on#taz balance#the adventure zone#the adventure zone balance#trix talks
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Alright fellas, we've done it! Our thirtieth Adventure Zone platform fighter moveset, none other than one of my all-time favorite NPCs, Garfield the Deals Warlock! I'm gonna be taking a break from new movesets now, but maybe I'll return to this series sometime on the horizon.
I'll be honest, I really wanted a Kirby-like character in this, with copy abilities and whatnot, and Garfield seemed like the funniest choice. So that's what led to all this.
Garfield's neutral special has him attempt to steal some blood from a nearby opponent. If successful, he will replicate that opponents neutral special (and get a matching hat) until he loses a stock or it gets beaten out of him.
Garfield's side special has him toss out a grenade, which will bounce around somewhat unpredictably for a second before exploding.
Garfield's up special has him whip out a shopping cart and dash in the direction held. The trajectory is able to be curved somewhat mid-dash. Passing through an item or opponent will put them in the cart, giving Garfield the item or launching the opponent at the end of the dash
Garfield's down special has him briefly whip out his bag of holding and hold it wide open. The bag can absorb three attacks, projectiles, or items. Once it has taken in three things, the next use of this move will launch an amount of gold coins dependent on what was absorbed.
Garfield's finale has him start singing the Fantasy Costco jingle. For the duration of the song, a deluge of items from the Fantasy Costco will rapidly fall from the sky at random locations. Some do more damage than others (looking at you, flaming poisoning raging sword of doom).
#moose doodles#taz#the adventure zone#the zone cast#hypothetical taz fighter#garfield the deals warlock#taz balance#fantasy costco
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WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!! (i had to buy this when i saw it)
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me? art to post? dont worry. ive been drawing i just dont share :) here's my besties bday present ft their dhampir pirate captain blackwell
#theyre all on their way to the fantasy costco but he doesnt have a membership. its SO sad.#my art#dnd art#ttrpg art#dnd#dungeons and dragons#ttrpg#illustration#dnd character#dhampir#tumblr aimed a gun at the quality of this image and shot it dead and i will do nothing.
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my writing prof just referenced fantasy Costco. Time to slip in as many the adventure zone references as possible into my manuscripts.
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Does the moon have a moon Costco
#the first three notes of fantasy Costco jingle are played before I am shot and dragged off stage#critical role#four sided dive#cr spoilers#in my exhaustion I am very funny
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listen. it should have been a fantasy dollar general instead of a fantasy costco. costcos are only ever built in like, places where it Makes Sense to see businesses like that, i.e. on the outskirts of large cities. dollar generals on the other hand? those things seem to pop fully formed out of the ground -as if from mycelium- in places where you LEAST expect to see any kind of business, least of all a chain store. you could convince me there was a goddamned DG in death valley and i would not even question it. if any business were to manage to build a location on a secret fake moon, it would be dollar fucking general. thank you for your time.
#eliot posts#taz#taz balance#the adventure zone#anyway i was thinking abt how i absolutely should have made the main store in my dnd campaign#(which is in a middle-of-nowhere garbage town) be a dollar general#however the joke that i DID go with (gnome depot) was pretty darned funny at least#(this post is all in good fun i still love fantasy costco)
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#kevin#dogs#polls#submitted#fantasy-costco#from submitter: The hypoallergenic bichon frise image from Google search results?#results: kevin
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taz balance the first actual play dnd podcast where all the player characters and their npc friends smoke weed on the regular
#weed is legal in the bureau of balance you can get it in the fantasy costco#pringles was selling some other shit#balance lb
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Time for Taako to fuck with Garfield.
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I think Doctor Who should write an episode where the Doctor and his son get lost in the space version of The Mall Of America and over the intercoms it's just "Can....? You lost your KID???? Can 'Tricks' please come to counter #243-5b your dad is very sad"
#tricks rambles#im having bad Sittinf And Not Doing stuff disorder so silly posts#ive never been to the mall of American but I like adding space in front of stuff ala fantasy costco so
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are there any books about drow lore. I want them and would like to have them
#i would also like to hear more of ed greenwoods thoughts on elven breastmilk. frankly it is a fascinating concept & we should talk about it#literally does anybody know of like ANY fantasy concept lore books? that cover all kinds of bullshit? with illuminating illustrations too??#i . would like to have them#like did anybody have a childhood obsession like me and know of any books that i was never allowed to get 😭#also im trapped in the costco parking lot bc im never allowed to just go home and have to be collateral to everyone elses fucking sidequests
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#message from mirph#taz balance#taz amnesty#taz ethersea#griffin mcelroy#garfield the deals warlock#heathcliff the enchanter#felix the catfish#fantasy costco#phantom sea coast co#the adventure zone
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Do you guys think there’s a Fantasy Costco near Lo Santa Villa in The (In)Expendables
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